From the recording Jazzman’s Lounge Vol. 1
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Scrollin’ through the feed
Then the timeline stops
Whole app freezes
When Noc’s beard pops
Thick like a forest
Rich like a king
Every single selfie
Got that royal swing
[Chorus]
Noc got the best beard on the internet (yeah he do)
Every single angle lookin’ heaven-sent
Thick and luxurious
Can’t forget
Noc got the best beard on the internet
[Verse 2]
He wake up early
Gives it that glow
Egyptian water
In a golden bowl
Juices on the counter
Berries in a glass
He combs them through slowly
The beards smooth at last
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals] What’s the secret
Noc?
[louder] Is it magic
Is it luck?
He just smiles
Says
“Vaseline
And Egyptian honeydew”
Little drip on his shirt
Worth it every time
Whole world watching
Tryna copy that shine
[male voice speaking]
His beard is thick
It’s luxurious
Moisturized with only the finest of juices and berries from the most
Exotic locations on earth.
Every morning he passes it through with 5000 strokes of his boars bristle brush
When he walks out the door
Time stops as the whole world beholds the best beard…
Ever
[Chorus]